Why the FUCK are nursing students so fucking loud!?

Shut up.

I don’t want to hear about the disgusting shit you have to do/see. I’m across the room. I should not hear you through the loudest level on my goddamned headphones.

I respect the fuck out of nurses. I know they take care of you more than doctors, but come the fuck on. You’re inside. You’re in a public place. There’s really no reason for this.

I’ve been at this college for way too long and it is always nursing students who shout-talk and gossip (loudly) extensively about their patients. 

My advisor is awesome. I’m writing a book and he read the little bit I’d written. So, today we had a conversation.

Him: So, I read the stuff you wrote. There wasn’t much, but I know you’ll have more tomorrow.

Me: Yeah, sorry about that.

Him: No, it’s cool. Hey, who inspires you to write? Like who’s your favorite author?

Me: Ummm. Stephen King?

Him: YEAH! I fucking knew it! I read it and I was like, ‘This is some Stephen King type of shit!” Fuck yeah! Am I psychic? Extra points. You automatically pass for making me feel psychic. *strut*strut*

Hands down, my advisor is the best person ever. 

I want monkey bread SO fucking badly and this oven is still broken.

I neeeeeed an oven ;^;

Chapter two is SO much easier than chapter one. Oh my god.

I should’ve just skipped chapter one and written chapter two.

I am singing the fuck out of this song from the South Park movie about Satan rising up and living freely on the earth and following his dreams.

South Park is a…something show, but…this film is a shameful pleasure. If it wasn’t a fucking musical…

My sibling wants to get me a cat ;^;
Best bby sibling evaaaaaa~

I still feel terrible.


My head hurts and my entire body aches. It’s like my body is one, giant nerve.

I’m gonna write one page, then I’m gonna rest


I’m 94.6% sure I have food poisoning.

I really think I have food poisoning. 

I don’t want to go to my first class tomorrow.

My goal is to one day be as pretty as my icon.

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Fuck this. I’m going to sleep.

It would be so great if I could go one day without feeling soul crushing disappointment.

I was tagged by radishranger!

If you don’t know your personality type, take the test here.

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!

Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World

Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds

L from Death Note

Izzy Izumi from Digimon

Zoidberg from Futurama 

Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls

Nick Carraway from The Great Gatsby

Hohenheim from Fullmetal Alchemist

The Grim Reaper from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter

Riku from Kingdom Hearts

Shikamaru, Kakashi, Sai and Orochimaru  from Naruto

Linus van Pelt from Peanuts

Ferb from Phineas and Ferb

Ash’s Bulbasaur from Pokemon

Shinomori Aoshi from Rurouni Kenshin

Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury from Sailor Moon

Elliott from Scrubs

Dr. Fink from The Simpsons

Peter Parker (Spider Man) and Curt Connors (The Lizard) from Spider Man

Dr. Rusty Venture from Venture Brothers

Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen

I’m okay with this list :)

I’m tagging slavewhotouchedastar and bonsoir-mon-seoul